Simply gorgeous. The beauty and perfection of the female body.
(via jaademonet)
One and Twenty
WHEN I was one-and-twenty
I heard a wise man say,
‘Give crowns and pounds and guineas
But not your heart away;
Give pearls away and rubies
But keep your fancy free.’
But I was one-and-twenty,
No use to talk to me.
When I was one-and-twenty
I heard him say again,
‘The heart out of the bosom
Was never given in vain;
’Tis paid with sighs a plenty
And sold for endless rue.’
And I am two-and-twenty,
And oh, ’tis true, ’tis true.
(via jaademonet)
The man’s excuse:
First off, we are told to stop crying by the age of like three and then every time an adult man leaves the house he says “You’re in charge!” but then your mum is still cutting the crust off your bread, so deep down inside you know you can’t possibly be in charge because you cant even make a sandwich!
Then, at a certain point you start to notice girls who aren’t your mum and you want them to like you but they don’t usually go for the normal social queues like being tackled to the ground or being called a nick name like “crap head”. So then, you decide to give her a gift but she laughs at the rock you brought her even though it’s the coolest rock you ever saw and it has all kinds of glittery stuff on it!
Anyway lets just assume for a minute that you work your way through that minefield and you actually get a woman to notice you then what happens? Your guy friends turn on you and they start calling you names. So you spend your entire life trying to satisfy these two disparate groups of people and then you grow up and you throw work into that mix and you start feeling like you are being pulled in three different directions and you know what?
Sometimes, you are just too tired to know what a woman wants from you..
….But, we know we will die in a ditch without women so we keep trying.
